11 Types of Teachers You'll Find at College

1. The lights are on, but no one’s home.

These teachers don’t care if anyone’s listening to them, or even if they’re teaching something that’s actually part of the course. People come and go as they please from their class, whether they are enrolled with them or not. Group studying is the only way to pass this teacher’s course.

2. The self obsessed one

This teacher doesn’t need an introduction for you to know who they are. They are their own promoters. Get ready for endless stories about how this teacher almost changed the course of history. Not to forget, this teacher is the most “in-demand” teacher in town.

3. Hitler.

Don’t even be a millisecond late to this teacher’s class, or you’ll have 4 absences and an F; and you won't even know what hit you. Don’t talk. Don’t yawn. DO NOT SLOUCH at any cost. Kya yeh aap ka living room hai?

4. The too-cool-for-quizzes one.

These teachers walk in announcing that there is a long overdue quiz that must be taken. When the time comes for the quiz they suddenly realize they have too much left to teach and time flies right by. Saved by the bell yet again!

5. The grade miser.

Those teachers who would rather die than give you that 0.02% you need to get an A. They find a certain delight in not granting good marks to anyone. To make it worse you have to attend their tutorials if you get below an A. I mean-why?!

6. The inspirational one.

These teachers make their course so interesting that it doesn’t even matter if you score well or not, because you get so much to learn. These teachers make you want to attend more of their classes and just extract as much about their eventful lives as you can. Their CP marks are the hardest to score though.

7. The takkiya kalaam one.

You hear this professor’s takkiya kalaam more than the information actually related to the course they are teaching because it’s that annoying. At the beginning of the semester you thought it was just a trick of the ears, but this takkiya kalaam is here to stay.

8. The inappropriate one.

These professors always mean something way different than what they say. Whenever one of their double entendres come up, you can only pray that it ends soon and avoid all eye contact. If you’re a girl then it’s all good- nobody expects you to understand anyway.

9. The PowerPoint obsessed.

This teacher relies solely on powerpoints to teach their entire course. Sometimes they don’t even know what their own powerpoints say. That’s because-and you guessed it-they download them from a website and are about as clueless about what’s in them as you are.

10. The guru-jee.

These professors are always talking about everything-excluding course related material that is. Like how to give interviews and how important it is to know how to use Excel. Oh and, how to survive in your susraal. We have to admit though, these kind of sessions are quite useful because nobody else has experience like these professors do. Adaab, guru jee.

11. The perpetually late.

Have you ever heard the saying “I am not late, everyone else is just early”? Well these professors are staunch supporters of this belief. They religiously arrive 10-15 minutes late every class. The best part though, is that you can arrive late to class and they’ll think you have been there all along.

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